Yesterday, I was late. Because not only did I get up late, I had to turn back cuz I forgot my handphone and by the time I reached the parking spot ... there was hardly any parking space left (ermm ... can translate that into there were no parking space that I can park in cuz my parking kan so bagus ...) Anyway, because I'm kurang ajar ... I drove up to the parking attendent and asked ...

Me: Hah ... kenape takde parking? Saya nak park kat mane sekarang? Susah lah cam ni ...

He: Adik ... you park kat mana-mana pun saya bagi

Me: Ok ... betul ke?

He: Betul.

Me: (drove straight and parked near the divider, which was obviously NOT a parking spot)

Surely other cars will be cursing me. Okay. Back to work. NOW!!