How to Hijack a Friend ... in other words desperately need someone for companionship ...
1) You must remember to choose the friends who will laugh at the mention of any body part. In this instance, Val is the best. Just say 'boobs' and she will laugh like crazy.
2) Tell them you just want to accompany them on their journey back home and you are also in a rush to go home.
3) As you're about to walk home, 'pretend' you just noticed Body Shop has awesome-to-die-for sales and drag them in to check out some stuff.
4) Tell them to stay on for a quick bite and 'suddenly' end up in front of your favourite sushi place.
5) Start ordering and eating and the next thing you know, your friend will also be ordering and eating and you'll only go home at 10.00pm.
Actually, the story is ... yesterday, I was dying for some non-moronic-human company and my colleague asked me to go shopping with her. So, my mind was set to go shopping when she suddenly stood me up. Since my mind was 'set' to go shopping, I hijacked Val and coerced her to come with me.
Sorry Val =(
On a sadder note, all those people that tell you they're okay and everything is hunky dory in their relationship ... they are LYING! It sucks. I get overly depressed when i see happy clappy couples being affectionate. Have I mentioned that it sucks?
1) You must remember to choose the friends who will laugh at the mention of any body part. In this instance, Val is the best. Just say 'boobs' and she will laugh like crazy.
2) Tell them you just want to accompany them on their journey back home and you are also in a rush to go home.
3) As you're about to walk home, 'pretend' you just noticed Body Shop has awesome-to-die-for sales and drag them in to check out some stuff.
4) Tell them to stay on for a quick bite and 'suddenly' end up in front of your favourite sushi place.
5) Start ordering and eating and the next thing you know, your friend will also be ordering and eating and you'll only go home at 10.00pm.
Actually, the story is ... yesterday, I was dying for some non-moronic-human company and my colleague asked me to go shopping with her. So, my mind was set to go shopping when she suddenly stood me up. Since my mind was 'set' to go shopping, I hijacked Val and coerced her to come with me.
Sorry Val =(
On a sadder note, all those people that tell you they're okay and everything is hunky dory in their relationship ... they are LYING! It sucks. I get overly depressed when i see happy clappy couples being affectionate. Have I mentioned that it sucks?
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